Dear Mom (from Secret)

(as told to Tina by Secret Agent Dog in between chasing after the ball)

Dear Mom and Dad,

Gald to hear you're having a good time, and I'm counting on you to keep sending me good vibes. Maybe you can adjust the frequecy yer using though, because I usually receive the message as an itch.

Weather is good here. I saw two cats last night and met Otis near creek. There was an airheaded goldren retriever who I met this morning.

All in all I'm ok. The bossy woman knows how to throw pretty far so I get a good work out. I over heard her saying to someone that she might take me to the "beach" whatever that is.

I think she might be involved in some kind of strange religion because every now and then she goes into the other room, closes the door and talks to something called 'Noodle'* and comes back out. Maybe she's just crazy, but as long as she puts food in bowl and brushes me, it'll be ok.

I've been pretty good with strangers, I let one touch my head yesterday. She was pretty.

well, I gotta go lie in the sun and get my beauty nap in.

woof! mis you! woof!

Secret

*typists note: Noodle is aka Stella